So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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