you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
