Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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