he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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