Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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