Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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