i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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