He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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