She's JV to your varsity
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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