so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I deserve this hangover.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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