So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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