Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
pray to the hookup gods
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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