i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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