Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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