Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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