I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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