So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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