I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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