My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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