we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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