Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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