office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Randomize
