the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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