If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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