In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
a search helicopter?!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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