we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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