My hand turned me down
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I can't put those talents on a resume
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