no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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