Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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