Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
third nipple confirmed
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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