My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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