You work out of a Hotel?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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