guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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