Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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