she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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