You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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