That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
my god I love twenty year old dicks
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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