Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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