wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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