So drunk, too bad you don't want this
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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