I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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