I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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