Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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