I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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