i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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