We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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