Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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