So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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