I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"