Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.