that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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