Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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