Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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