I accidentally had phone sex last night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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