It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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