i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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