small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Enjoy the penises
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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