He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
