im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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