Christians are straight up FREAKS
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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