well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Randomize
